Ever wonder why that guy behind you has to have an SUV that is longer than a Boeing 747? Ever wonder why he feels that the only way to prove his masculinity is through his super-cool sports car? Ever wonder why anyone would need such a phallic representation of their manhood to drive from point 'A' to point 'B'?
I think you know the answer, but let him know that you know about his inadequacies. Why?Because there is nothing better than watching an ugly bald man with a small package cry!
